Showing posts with label cow. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cow. Show all posts

Thursday, October 30, 2014

Cannibal Animals

The American Royal is a livestock show, barbecue competition, and rodeo that takes place annually in Kansas City, Missouri.

I took their branding and rubbed cannibalism all over it. Because their barbecue is too good to resist is the idea.

Chicken-fed chicken for that double-chicken taste.

He was originally eating bacon, but barbecue bacon doesn't exist. Yet. Patent pending.

No it's not mad cow disease because there's no cow brain in the steak. But I admit that's a valid and terrifying comparison.

Flying high above the city, sauce and screams dripping from his beak.

That text is from a 1911 German newspaper. Time travel is included in the advertising budget.

Fashionably Abominable

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Threadless to a Good Home

Does that title make any sort of sense?
Remember these loveable designs?

"Moo!" says the fungus cow. "Squid noises!" says the giant squid.

A while back I submitted these two and a sleepy ocelot to the Jinx Minecraft t-shirt contest. While the ocelot has been adopted by the good folks at Jinx, these two are still looking for a good home.

That's where the Threadless Second Minecraft Challenge comes in! For a single, one-time free payment of  a 5 vote, these poor creatures can be given a second chance at a proper, professional production cycle.

Click the images above to learn more about these designs. Their future is in your cursor. Vote now. Change a life. In the arms of an angel.

Friday, June 7, 2013

Singing the Songs of the Unsung

...this is a cow......and this is a squid who has tried her entire adolescent life to gain the approval and affection of a father figure who has never really made himself available to her emotionally. Subconsciously she gave up on trying to please her father years ago, and now in her increasingly self-destructive search for attention she has turned to amateur pole dancing on odd-shaped poles. This is a cat...



They're all up for voting! Not totally sure how that happened, but I'm not complaining. Click each of the icons above to be taken to the voting page for that design. Vote well, vote often!

Thursday, May 30, 2013

Super Happy Funtime Fungus Cow Go!

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J!NX is putting on another design contest, The Unsung Heroes of Minecraft. They're asking for t-shirts designed around ghasts, squids, wolves, enderdragons, ocelots, blaze, sheep, iron golems, or mooshrooms, which all seem like pretty random characters to group together, but whatever.

The deadline's June 3rd, and I've spent the last few days working on a few submissions. This is the first one I've completed, a li'l Japanese mooshroom. The text under him just says "Mushroom Cow."

I made the distressed t-shirt overlay myself and I'm really proud of how it turned out. Makes it feel like an old thrift-store purchase. Adds character. Yeah.

I've got a squid design in the works, so I'll probably post that one tomorrow.